So Phil Hellmuth Jr. endorses Pro Player energy drink.
What in the world?!?!? An energy drink for poker players? Just the other day I was thinking: sitting down sure takes a lot of energy. This is about one of the stupidest concepts ever. OK, so you have been sitting in a casino playing 10/20 NLH for the last 10 hours, but you start to get tired. Hmmm, what to do? Get a cup of freakin’ coffee!
Actually you know what- I am going to come up with my own energy reviving drink for poker players.
Name of drink:
“I am a Nerd for Ordering a Drink Endorsed by a Poker Player While I am Playing Poker”
Active ingredient:
Left over water from washing my dog (my contain small amounts of dog urine)
My Slogan:
It is guaranteed to slap you in the mouth with a taste that will get your mind moving so you can play better poker!!
Special offer:
Hurry and order quick and I’ll send you this one time only bonus offer: The sponge I used for washing his empty nut sack (he has been neutered).
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